@MelanieMeljo: I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999.
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@madcaplaughs30: This lady didn't know how to use the gas pump, so I winked at her and whispered "nobody does" while pouring gas into my jacket pocket.
@HomeProbably: It's amazing what happens when you take a little time to get to know someone. They become even more annoying.
@Kyle_Raney: Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich Me: You too! Subway Guy: Me: Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now