@MelanieMeljo: I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999.
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@EdgarAllanLo: Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed over their chests because ancient Egyptians believed they took a waterslide into the afterlife.
@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.
@laurajennyjo: Apparently trapping people in an elevator overnight (even if you have marsh mellows) not a good way to make friends, people are so sensitive