@MelanieMeljo: I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999.
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@ClichedOut: *getting murdered* Me: *pointing to murderer's t-shirt* Ha ha, you went to a Justin Bieber concert
@Parentpains: Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too.
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