@Kendragarden: I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."
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@Shock_Monster: If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, "Oh John" next time you're cumming ladies.
@HonestToddler: Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning.
@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
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