@tayandmae: I wish I was 7'9" so my BMI would be normal
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@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years.
@dxblarssonENG: Top three reasons he doesn't text you back: 1. He's just not that into you 2. He's imaginary 3. He's a cat
@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.