@tayandmae: I wish I was 7'9" so my BMI would be normal
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@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
@wendchymes: I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so...
@DouchyDocLove: Wife just changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated." Better go see what she wants.