@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.
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@TheToddWilliams: "It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people.
@nbadag: DATE: [whispering in my ear] i've got a secret ME: [also whispering] is it tacos DATE: [giggles] no ME: can it be tacos
@mayamanion: In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said "My mom says she's allergic to most other moms" Super