@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.
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@Rollmaninoz: Enter password: "ScoobyDoo" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman
@CEHudspeth: "I can try" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying.
@HatfieldAnne: To everyone I ever mocked for accidentally running your earbuds through the washer: I have some news that will please you.