@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.
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@SeanEmeny: They say "confidence" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say "not banging my friends" would be a very close 2nd
@AndySandford: Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?
@trevso_electric: Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision.