@SeanEmeny: They say "confidence" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say "not banging my friends" would be a very close 2nd

@AndySandford: Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?

@trevso_electric: Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision.

@omgthatspunny: Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda

@1evilidiot: What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't.