@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.
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@MavenofHonor: [during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps
@thepunningman: Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it
@LukeMones: Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?