@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.
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@ExcuseMyTweets: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman.
@Home_Halfway: FLEETWOOD MAC: Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies ME: Ok. Bears always catch salmon cause they think they're saving them from drowning
@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.