@RayInCincinnati: I wish I was as good at anything as Pitbull is at rhyming a word with itself.
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@KateWhineHall: I misspelled the word "camouflage" so badly that I made 6 different letter combination changes before autocorrect would even try to help me.
@Lanecat2: You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there.
@dreamthievin: Greeting card [cover] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's [inside] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's
@JosesLovesYou: *barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice.