@RayInCincinnati: I wish I was as good at anything as Pitbull is at rhyming a word with itself.
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@david8hughes: [last supper] "Wine!" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. "Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."
@Vodkantots: Whoever said, "there's no place like home for the holidays" clearly hasn't been to my house.
@DirtMcTurd: [Weekend in NYC with my wife] Wife: Did you know Comicon is in NYC this weekend? Me walking out of bathroom in a Deadpool costume: No clue