@Bunnydurden: I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like.
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@SamGrittner: I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more.
@krishna_van: A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.
@tarashoe: when i'm stressed i close my eyes and imagine i'm on a beach, neurotically pacing back & forth within a very small section of that beach