@Bunnydurden: I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like.
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@MelissaJoy33: I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people.
@ChaseMit: Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out.
@thenoahkinsey: Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound.