@thesulk: I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop.
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@MariyaAlexander: Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm.
@DanMentos: date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist
@jazmasta: There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
@ArfMeasures: [1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really? DATE: Yes