@Classy_Cassy89: I wish my cat would squirt me with the water bottle when I go to eat junk food.
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@FatBottomGirl1: We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices.
@andsarah2: I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.
@notalogin: The order the Star Wars movies are being released is based on the order in which Yoda would count from one to nine.