@CheetoBandito77: I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them.
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@MarfSalvador: [Bowling date] Her: Your shoes are HUGE! Does that mean... Me: Yes [Whispers seductively] I have an 8 inch toe
@stevevsninjas: Science will never be able to determine the number of sheep in a flock, because no observer can stay awake long enough.
@jessokfine: When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree.