@Nickadoo: I wish my job was more like a video game. In order to be promoted to the next level, all I'd need to do is kill the boss.
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@MrJeberling: I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming
@TheHyyyype: WIFE: i have a gynecologist exam today ME: what?? i didn't even know you were in med school