@Jake_Vig: I wish people would move over a bit in their selfies. We're redecorating a bathroom and looking for ideas.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Do you consider yourself a punctual person?" Me: "I was born three months premature."
@SteveSuckington: Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan