@GianDoh: I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing.
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@pmclellan: The most important aspect of opening a Chinese restaurant is hiring a good chicken to fry the rice.
@notshivi: The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with "Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."
@GingerHotDish: Excuse me lady, either your baby is crying or your tea is ready...regardless, fix that shit.