@GianDoh: I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@robfee: If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for a year.
@Eatingyourwords: cut a hole in the bottom of my tub of popcorn while on a date so when she goes for some she accidentally grabs a copy of my mixtape
@ImaFlyontheWall: Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in..