@GianDoh: I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing.
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@DaddyJew: Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend.
@Vodkantots: Americans keep saying they want to move to Canada. As if Canada were even a real place.
@foodfacenow: Interviewer: What drives you? Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? M: missing the bus
@wickedsuga: I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?