@gingerfaced: I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning.
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@markhoppus: Watching Riverdale with my son has afforded us important discussions like not to lie to the police when your twin brother dies mysteriously.
@djdarrellripley: Her: Get out, this is the ladies room! Me: Oh please, If I paid attention to every sign with a picture on it I'd never get a parking place.