@noog: I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego.
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@GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.
@jimmy_sharpe: Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER.
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.