@Brianhopecomedy: I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
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@Social_Mime: Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.
@InternetHippo: GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything PEOPLE: We— [pug walks by] GOD: What…the HELL…is that
@Reverend_Scott: u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset