@Brianhopecomedy: I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
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@BriarSly: Well, if anything, the Mayans DID teach us ONE valuable lesson. If you don't finish something...it's really not the end of the world.
@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?