@leslid79: I wish there was a show called "Lifestyles of the Twitter Famous" so we could all see how nice your mom's basement is.
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@Nickadoo: On Twitter, people respect you for sharing your deepest, darkest flaws. Unless those flaws are typos, in which case, die in a fire.
@ramenfuneral: happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross
@Jandalize: Yes, I have a fitness app. I use it to time how long it takes the pizza delivery guy to get here.
@leechee420: Shaved my legs for the 1st time in forever today. It was like taking a bulldozer to the rainforest. Birds flying out, villagers scattering.