@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
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@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.
@Ohgoddessitsme: My fathers wife bought a "Christian cookbook" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along.
@onelongbender: Dave is coming over. "Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE