@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
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@ArfMeasures: ME [groggily regains consciousness] what happened? DOCTOR: You did a wheelie [replaces pen lid] on a unicycle
@FrazzleMyGimp: [restaurant] BRUCE BANNER: [tries to pick up a crouton with his fork] DATE: Are you okay? THE HULK: I’ve been better.
@bigmacher: As long as Apple doesn't announce Ben Affleck as the new iPhone I think everything is going to be OK.
@HolycrapitsaKat: *Someone compliments me* Me: *laughs* shut up! I am not, you lying piece of shit.