@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
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@ibid78: Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant.
@Jake_Vig: Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear “You’ve taught me so much.”
@kelkulus: I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses.