@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
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@fro_vo: [on a speed date] (okay don’t let her know you’re a zombie) “so, what do you like best in a woman?” BRAAAIIINNNSS
@GrantTanaka: Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy.
@HughGoesThere: Indiana Jones: I present the Ark of the Covenant, sacred crypt of the Ten Commandments. Rick from Pawn Stars: I’ll give you 25 bucks.