@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
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@Vodkantots: If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously.
@retardedwriter: Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Since Justin Bieber has the "Beliebers" and Lady Gaga has the "Little Monsters" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans "Thickeheads."
@panthersblondie: Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game.