@TuffyNyC: I wish they had an app that allows you to delete your number from other ppl's phones.
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@emptyheadtwo: I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff
@envydatropic: In the 80s they used an egg in a frying pan to demonstrate a brain on drugs only because they didn't have Twitter in the 80s
@SmithWit: Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again.
@VerbsRProudest: Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again.