@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".
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@Playing_Dad: Wife: OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles! Me: Which ones? Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble