@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".
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@Crunk_Jews: This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom.
@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.
@Jeff_G_Nixon: [barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?
@kelkulus: Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.