@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".
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@Chicken_Hawk38: Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
@FattMernandez: I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring.