@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".
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@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
@Reverend_Scott: If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power.
@notalogin: Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes