@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
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@corinnemlwsw: Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.
@nellyweather: "What's your favourite Pixar film?" "Up, yours?" "No need to be like that I was only asking"
@AristotlesNZ: A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people.
@underchilde: Thanks for telling me to take some ibuprofen for my headache, hotshot. If we're ever in an apocalypse and need a doctor, I'm nominating you!