@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
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@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...
@panthersblondie: Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game.
@pleatedjeans: *requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*
@DanMentos: shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo