@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
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@kentgrossarth: Her: 'Do I look, like, fat?' Brain: no,no,no,no Brain: Of course not. Brain: Say SOMETHING Mouth: 'Like a fat what?' Brain: Oh dear God
@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.