@Philosopherbing: I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm
"Time to go out and rob some people!" I said
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@leslid79: I wish there was a show called "Lifestyles of the Twitter Famous" so we could all see how nice your mom's basement is.
@RandiLawson: Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion.
@bistromath2013: I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people.
@GibJimson: You put the shhh in bullshhhit.
@ItsAndyRyan: I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver.
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