@juhipande: I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early.
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@EllenPallas: Life tip - buy a birthday card with your morning bottle of wine and people will think it's a gift. You are welcome.
@bossybutfair: If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity.
@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' "Oh, well I guess no point in trying" *walks off stage*
@House_Feminist: I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around