@InternetHippo: I woke up in the middle of the night to jot down this million dollar idea
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@SlipCarefully: Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR.
@TheAlexP: I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney
@EmrgencyKittens: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
@OurMarketingGuy: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?