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@ehdannyboy: I woke up to my wife fluttering her eyelashes at me.

I said, "Ok, what do you want?"

She said, "I want you to turn the ceiling fan down."

I woke up to my wife fluttering her eyelashes at me.

I said, “Ok, what do you want?”

She said, “I want you to turn the ceiling fan down.”

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