@Hobo_Splendido: I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing.
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@Contwixt: If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.
@heidi420x: Just yelled "out of my way monsters!" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day