@Hobo_Splendido: I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing.
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@jwoodham: Tell the Starbucks barista that your name is Voldemort. Watch for those who don't flinch when the name is called. They will be your allies.
@antsimpson: "Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"
@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.