@WilliamAder: I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?
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@FrogAvalanche: Hi, Id like to buy a Nutri-Bullet, pls. Salesperson: Ah, nice. Off on a cleanse or health kick? Yes. *imagines drinking lasagna* For sure.