@WilliamAder: I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?
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@YourKyness: Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: "So whose funeral is it?" I told him I haven decided yet.
@adamzopf: I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment. I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?
@BlindVigil: Q: "How long were you at your last job?" A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"