@WilliamAder: I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?
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@MelShutUp: Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful.
@Marlebean: *interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say "dying wish" again! Ok now say "coffee"!
@TheCiscoKidder: My wife went into labor this morning and I was excited until I saw that it's somebody's birthday on FB that I didn't like.