@RodneyH42: I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?
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@Jayneymoo: I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried.
@causticbob: Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.
@TheSwanDon: Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming.