@Prof_Hinkley: I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one
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@thatUPSdude: Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all "Why you at our table?"
@Adar79Angie: I'm Italian, but I'm not "save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi" Italian.
@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.
@causticbob: Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!