@Prof_Hinkley: I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one
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@SamGrittner: I don't throw anything out anymore I just go to TGIFriday's once a month and glue more shit to the wall no one notices try it
@DonSchanke: For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids
@Birdhumms: I got run over by a bus once but yes yes you're right, there's nothing worse than a paper cut!