@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
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@MandiAtRandom: A car almost ran into me and I screamed "WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO" I could have died and those would have been my last words
@droidbears: greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital
@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.