@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
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@BradBroaddus: My wife just opened my car door for me. Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
@Sickayduh: Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?