@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
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@AndrewChamings: [at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen.
@SardonicTart: I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work.