@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
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@d_duhwit: Enviromentalists: How can we stop the rising oceans? Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism): Pull all those big whales out.
@cpabry: Pal - "Can you help me put this IKEA desk together?" Me - "I'll need a screwdriver." Pal - "Sure what type?" Me - "Greygoose or Kettle One."