@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@hippieswordfish: WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat
@WheelTod: *Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness
@iamMunga: Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already.