@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
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@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me
@Dani_Feld: The right response to "I'm a bit tied up at the moment" isn't "what are you wearing?" Apparently.
@4SLars: PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole.