@TheWeirdWorld: I wonder how many medieval chefs were executed because the king’s food taster had food allergies
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@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!
@HelsNotAllowed: My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.