@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
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@UnFitz: I've been towing this guy around by a rope for years. When is he going to learn to do this by himself? - dogs, maybe
@Kimpulses: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.