@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
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@carlyken: If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours.
@AnkCoupleTO: I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up
@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??