@jonnysun: i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought "wow look at this robot!!"
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@purplefuzzygirl: Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently.
@shanethevein: Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied "DUI".
@WilliamAder: It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
@Inferno_V: A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused.