@jonnysun: i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought "wow look at this robot!!"
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@Mr_Kapowski: [fancy restaurant] Wife: How was the bathroom? Me: The bathroom attendant doesn't come in and help when you yell "WIPE" from the stall
@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.
@Ditchful: adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane