@DadZZZasleep: I wonder how much time Han Solo spent just brushing Chewie’s fur and talking about their aspirations
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@iwearaonesie: i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast "they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"
@thedad: Me: *showing photos on my phone* that's my daughter in her play, and that's my son covered in mud Colleague without kids: *pointing at his phone* this is me in the Bahamas, and that's my Porsche Me: Let's not do this anymore
@JaymayAllDay: You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty.
@MaryKoCo: I'm not "rich." Actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you're talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still