@bridger_w: I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done
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@jjhartinger: Some of you are acting like you got off a flight from Australia instead of losing one hour.
@MelvinofYork: My daughter gets all bossy when we’re playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she’s at school I play with them the way I want.
@Cheeseboy22: If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of "yabba dabba do's" in there to see if anyone notices.
@mattytalks: (Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it