@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
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@lecalabara: Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it.
@Kendragarden: Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
@dxblarssonENG: I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos.
@jenyb4: The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end.