@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
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@truegritrumble: ME: *pleased* Honey, I folded the dishes. WIFE: M: W: The laundry. M: No the dish... W: M: W: What? M: We need new dishes.
@welltbh: why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked
@Sassafrantz: Lauren's coming over. "Lauren from work or the one who pretends to be a Dr?" Lauren: Sorry I'm late, I removed a gooblyglop from a dinkis.