@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
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@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
@DevilryFun: Looking back, my financial health took a turn for the worse right after I broke my piggy bank.
@Fred_Delicious: So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN