@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
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@Genos_Steaks: I was wondering why some couples don't go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don't work out...
@theshamingofjay: A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before.
@notalogin: Morpheus: take the blue pill, the story ends. Take the red pill, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes Dog: (staring at gray pills) Crap