@trumpetcake: I wonder if anyone ever looked Jesus in the face and saw a piece of toast.
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@Smug_Lemur: Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work.
@hell_doe: hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table"
@katiefzack: I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like "Oh she's cool she's one of us."