@IAmKatieOrr: I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling "Wilbur, you include your brother!"
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@JermHimselfish: You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.
@KeetPotato: Yes, I'd like to return this pizza "is there a problem, sir?" *opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON "sir, you've opened the box upside-down"
@Julian_Deane: Let’s move on now. if I had a pound for every time I heard a Brexit joke this week I’d nearly have a Euro.
@markydoodoo: There's "disappointment" and then there's "Waiter walking past my table with food I thought was mine disappointment"