@MauriceBlitz: I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China.
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@TheBoydP: Not to brag but growing up my boys thought a unanimous decision meant whatever mom wants.
@Wine_Honey1: If you ever come home and I'm in your house naked, I'm not stalking you. I just needed to borrow your wine opener, mine broke.
@toujours_fab: My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response.