@MauriceBlitz: I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China.
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@Jam453Lane: They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer.
@TheMichaelRock: 7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday.
@rolldiggity: I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, "Just diet and exercise, guys!"