@MauriceBlitz: I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China.
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@yenniwhite: Goals for my kids before I had them: teach them Spanish, only use positive reinforcement, never yell. After: get them to put on pants.
@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks