@MauriceBlitz: I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China.
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@amazymay72x: Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap.
@JasonLastname: On your first day in prison, walk right up to the nicest guy in there and break his heart.
@huntigula: Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?