@MissMcGill36: I wonder if clothes in China say "made around the corner"
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@brendanmcginley: The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist.
@underchilde: I’m just going to keep telling people they’re pretty until someone offers to pay for my laser eye surgery.
@GrillinChillin9: The brake is on the left, the gas peddle is on the right, & the liquor store is 4 miles ahead. -Me teaching my 3yr old niece how to drive
@rolldiggity: 1. Cover elevator floor with glue. 2. Put ring on floor. 3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck. 4. "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"