@noogscorner: I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like "That one's shaped like an idiot."
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@alive_and_dying: One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you.
@mattytalks: Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch
@Demented_Jokes: My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning. I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty.