@jamisondg1: I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out "swag" or "bae" on the Ouija boards
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@TheRolo: [Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life.
@djdarrellripley: Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy.
@saucy_peaches: Why are you so pissed? You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking...
@Mr_Kapowski: "Don't tell me how to raise my cat!," I yell at my 7 y/o daughter who's chastising me for baby birding a tuna sandwich into my cat's mouth