@TheMichaelRock: I wonder if Morgan Freeman talks himself to sleep every night.
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@Samigrl2: The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
@DaveOshry: YOU CAN'T BE BOTH A NAZI AND A PROUD AMERICAN. WE LITERALLY HAD A WAR ABOUT THIS. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.
@OneLastStranger: When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."
@Rollmaninoz: *First day as a spy* Boss: Did you bug the Russian Embassy? *flashback to me ringing the doorbell and running away over & over* Me: Ohhh yeh