@TheMichaelRock: I wonder if Morgan Freeman talks himself to sleep every night.
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@OfficeofSteve: I don't know why Squirrels are hiding their disgusting acorns when literally no one else eats them
@Mr_Kapowski: 7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like
@hogrider05: Was having a bad day so I tried the whole pulling up big girl panties thing. She didn't appreciate the wedgie but I did feel better after.