@_Tempo11: I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park.
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@QwertyJones3: Friend: I got a job as a carpenter, but it sucks. Me: No prob, just learn a few magic tricks and people will worship you as their savior.
@Elizasoul80: I walk around in public saying "wait for me guys" so everyone thinks I have friends.
@Area51eh: LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?
@KenJennings: If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking.