@Parker_Simpson: I wonder if ppl who design new kinds of toilet paper ever think,"Why do we ever try? ppl are gonna shit all over this new design"
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@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.
@noog: [white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*
@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand