@dubstep4dads: I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs
@GibJimson: Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?
@dril: ive decided that nudity is acceptable if irt's done for artistic reasons, like, promoting a mattress store,