@BumpyRIde_: I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
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@ShawnIzadi: Walked into the bathroom and it sounded like someone was powerlifting in one of the stalls. That, or an exorcism.
@DurtMcHurtt: Her: hey handsome, why don't you give me your number... Me: ...because I still need it.
@justabloodygame: "It's terminal-" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? "Departure time is in three hours." THREE? WHAT DO I DO? "This is an airport." SO WHAT? I'M DYING!