@BumpyRIde_: I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
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@Home_Halfway: Congrats on your new baby. I remember a night where you drank a fifth of Jim Beam and crapped yourself. Glad you're raising a child now.
@caliluvgirl77: Just made eye contact with my hot neighbor through the window Wish I didn't have 6 marshmallows in my mouth.
@WilliamAder: Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second.