@ThRealBallsDeep: I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.
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@iAmDelFreaky: In elementary I got all the chicks because my box of crayons had a built-in sharpener. Been on a dry spell ever since. Just me & my crayons.
@vvvolte: does anyone know what to do if you carve a pumpkin that is too scary. i cant go in my kitchen
@bea_ker: [date slides her top down her shoulder to show me a scar] I got this surfing [I show her my grotesque balls] I was born like this I think