@ThRealBallsDeep: I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.
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@garrettbarry70: Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago.
@MikeOdenthal: The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w "Here's somethin for ya!" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere
@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.
@jimmytorosian: Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put "delicious" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize.