@WilliamAder: I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
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@ashleyaustrew: If you love someone, set them free. If they cry and refuse to leave the bathroom you're in, they're your kids.
@JustDontBugMe: Me: Another nightmare? Him: Why? M: You were yelling "Dora the Explorer help! No Swiper, no!" H: ... M: Maybe lay off the cartoons, bruh.