@WilliamAder: I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
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@VallyOfTheLilly: Him: Let's grill this steak Me: *slams table, screams at steak* WHO SOLD YOU THE DRUGS Him: that's not- Me: Refusing to talk? BIG MISTEAK
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@happily_dad: Dear neighbors, I am not killing my child. I'm washing her hair. Only she sees it the other way.